Bloody Crumpet

When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.

Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?

by cityondown123426 June 2, 2008

Bloody Vagina

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.

bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina

by rancidbeef54 April 9, 2010

bloody cockslap

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.

Jeremy told Sarah, " Let me bloody cockslap that ass!"

by bloodyphantomofthorns July 9, 2016

bloody mole

The unfortunate situation of having a large unatractive mole on ones face. Others will mutter "blood mole" in regards to the hideous (and in some cases hairy) mole that is catching their eye.

That bloody mole is winking me in the face...

by Jstokes89 April 19, 2017

bloody windsock

This is when the anal lining is pulled out due to blunt trauma. The lining then hangs limp resembling a bloody wind sock.

Steve split Roger open like a coconut to celebrate President's Day. Things got out of hand and Roger had to go to the ER for a bloody windsock.

by Chode Warrior 81 March 10, 2014

Bloody Teabag

Basically when you dip your balls in a girls vagina well she has her period.

Geo: I gave my girl a Bloody Teabag last night
Nathan: Gnarly bro

by Meadows007 August 24, 2016

bloody tart

a woman who dresses or behaves in a way that is considered tasteless and sexually provocative.

dated

a prostitute.

"the tarts were touting for trade"

'Claude! Hannah is such a useless maid! She's a bloody tart!'

by Claudeishawt101 December 16, 2015