One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.
"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*
by Bath blaster January 11, 2022
by Student flu April 20, 2015
These students are too smart for the system and it can't account for them.
They are the only ones who are gonna anywhere in life, going farther than anyone could hope.
They are the only ones who are gonna anywhere in life, going farther than anyone could hope.
He is an "F student"
Ew an "F student"
Ew an "F student"
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH May 16, 2025
The F students are inventors, they are so f*cking creative that they couldn't sit in class, they couldn't listen because whatever people we're trying to put in their head-- they knew it was f*cking bullshit.
by fstudentsruletheworld May 08, 2025
The F students are the real inventors after they discover various way of destroying school computers, electrical outlets, toilets, etc. Why this is a thing, I have know idea.
by KING_V May 18, 2025
Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).
He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?
by Solid Mantis July 03, 2019