Meat Twinkie

The physiological consequence of successful anal sex.

“We had dinner with her parents, for dessert we make a meat Twinkie.”

by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025

Wet Meat Tube

The vagina.

My wet meat tube stanks.

He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.

My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.

by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025

Liquid Meat

a term used for "blood", because from a compositional standpoint, blood is very much similar to lean meat. Both consist predominantly of protein and water. This similarity in composition means that hygienically collected blood can be used for human consumption in various cultures.

Ironically, sausages and sauce thickeners contain blood.

Should I drain this liquid meat from this animal or not?

by Google LLC, Inc. November 25, 2025

his meat is halal

the sound of a cat professing her love to a burger

BurgerTsar: "MashaAllah"
Pott: "when did burger become a muslim"
Tuttifrutti: "his meat is halal"
Happi: "OMG TUTTI X BURGER NEW SHIP"

by allahuakbartaliban November 28, 2025

Meat Saber

Probably how a Beat Saber player refers to jerking it.

Jimothy: *Interesting Noises*
Ed: Dude, are you playing Meat Saber?

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis November 30, 2025

Cooncil meat

Regular British woman in her 20’s covered in fillers and fake tan, holidays in Marbs & Dubai. Normally dates a dealer with a Range Rover on pcp and keeps him hidden on social media. Rough as they come under the plastic face and behind the social media persona. Often refers themselves as a MUA or asthetics nurse

Check out Shona- Kate over there, hanging with the Botox, proper cooncil meat that one

by Cooncilman December 9, 2025

Meat rail

Doing a line of illicit substance on top of a man's turgid, erect member.

Jacob was trying to do a meat rail on Aidens junk, but he was resisting due to his time at conversion camp.

by AbsoluteChaos December 9, 2025