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Bendy hoe

a. Sounds like; pendejo... when a white person is trying to convey a sarcastic Trumptardery attitude to their significant other in a racist yet loving manner about the silliyness of all that divides.
b. A limber person who likes intercourse in any place at any time any way....
Hey do you think that bendy hoe came from that mexican bad word pendejo? No honey that's not the same thing.

Does your girlfriend stick to the floor when she squats? She's a bendy hoe...
by bendy hoe July 7, 2019
mugGet the Bendy hoemug.

Hoe

Brooklyn albritton
by Im a loner 22 October 24, 2019
mugGet the Hoemug.

Glued-hoes

When all your hoes are glued to your side
Damn I got all these glued-hoes.
by Gluedhoes123 December 25, 2018
mugGet the Glued-hoesmug.

Hoe

Boy 1 : your girlfriend’s name is really Laylani?
Boy 2 : yea, why?
Boy 1 : she’s definitely a hoe
by Hoboisaniggahoboisahobo December 9, 2023
mugGet the Hoemug.

Hoe

Today I used a hoe for the garden work maybe garden work tool
by Kaboter September 13, 2017
mugGet the Hoemug.

insta hoe

literally anyone who has 300+ followers on Instagram
Person 1: damn look at his account, he has 332 followers!
Person 2: damn he an insta hoe frfr
by frogscotch November 26, 2021
mugGet the insta hoemug.

New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
mugGet the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug.

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