BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- SSSSSSSSSSS... HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED!? OOOOOOH MAN!
Hym "OOOOOOH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!? IS BEING A LYING THIEVING RETARD FINALLY CATCHING UP WITH YOU? I mean, you would think with all the shit I talk I would have one but I've literally never had a single black eye in my entire life! Hopefully it catches up with Noah too! Hopefully all of the world's cripples get what's coming to them. NOW! GET ME MY FUCKING MONEY!"
by Hym Iam June 1, 2025
Get the Black Eyemug. I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower
That you made with plastic power
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
When the paralytic dreams that we all seem to keep
Drive on engines 'til they weep
With future pixels in factories far away
So call the mainland from the beach
All parties now washed up in bleach
The waves are rising for this time of year
And nobody knows what to do with the heat
Under sunshine pylons, we'll meet
While rain is falling like rhinestones from the sky
I got a feeling now my heart is frozen
All the verses and the corrosion
Have been after native in my soul
I prayed on the unmovable
Yeah, clinging to the atoms of rock
Seasons, the adjustments
Times have changed
I can't see now, she said, "Taxi"
Now that light is so I can take
This storm brings strange loyalties and skies
I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower
That you made with plastic power
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
Here we go again
That's electric
That's electric
Helicopters fly over the beach
Same time every day, same routine
A clear target in the summer when skies are blue
It's part of the noise when winter comes
It reverberates in my lungs
Nature's corrupted in factories far away
Here we go again
That's electric
Your love's like rhinestones falling from the sky
That's electric
That you made with plastic power
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
When the paralytic dreams that we all seem to keep
Drive on engines 'til they weep
With future pixels in factories far away
So call the mainland from the beach
All parties now washed up in bleach
The waves are rising for this time of year
And nobody knows what to do with the heat
Under sunshine pylons, we'll meet
While rain is falling like rhinestones from the sky
I got a feeling now my heart is frozen
All the verses and the corrosion
Have been after native in my soul
I prayed on the unmovable
Yeah, clinging to the atoms of rock
Seasons, the adjustments
Times have changed
I can't see now, she said, "Taxi"
Now that light is so I can take
This storm brings strange loyalties and skies
I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower
That you made with plastic power
Your rhinestone eyes are like factories far away
Here we go again
That's electric
That's electric
Helicopters fly over the beach
Same time every day, same routine
A clear target in the summer when skies are blue
It's part of the noise when winter comes
It reverberates in my lungs
Nature's corrupted in factories far away
Here we go again
That's electric
Your love's like rhinestones falling from the sky
That's electric
by Depressedshocksitehater35 February 15, 2024
Get the Rhinestone eyesmug. The front hole of any penis!!!!!
by GAZZAJOKES October 7, 2023
Get the japps-eyemug. Getting eye-cucked is when your partner only dresses up in sexy, revealing clothes / makeup when they're doing things without you. They have a slew of steamy outfits / lingerie that you'll never see, until it suddenly pops up on their IG story. Their treasure trove of visually erotic gear is for other people to look at, not you, silly!
Saw my gf in like three different see-thru dresses and bras I didn't even know she had, when I saw her posts from the weekend. Our weekends out together only involve sweaters, so I'm getting totally eye-cucked here.
by braintown October 5, 2024
Get the Eye-cuckedmug. To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.
In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."
by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021
Get the Eye Queefmug. 
The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.
When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.
by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011
Get the Eyes and the handsmug.