Skip to main content

hung like a fish

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.
by preston1234 January 6, 2023
mugGet the hung like a fish mug.

fish desking

The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.
Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!
by bumbleduckfunkiebeanz May 9, 2022
mugGet the fish desking mug.

fish asf

Kanye West said owie owie owie my hand hurts dude stop owie owie owie
Wabt to date
i want a girl to “poo” on me and touch my balls (testicles) what the helll????? <——— fish asf reaction
by john quinnLOVER32 July 20, 2021
mugGet the fish asf mug.

Fish

She is strong independent and career driven loves money and winning. She is obsessed with 3 guys that she won't share with anyone. She will kill you I you touch her man you don't fuck with this chick
by Thispagewasmadeforme October 1, 2020
mugGet the Fish mug.

Fish

What a dirty girls pussy smells like
Person 1: how was it last night?
Person 2: she’s good but her pussy smelt like fish
by Thisbich May 23, 2019
mugGet the Fish mug.

Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021
mugGet the Cocky-Fish Itus mug.

trilliii the fish

Weasel like sea creature, has fingers to tame any she lion and a tongue to send grannies the wrong way to hell
if trilliii the fish sees that, ur gettin licked a new anal
by unknown147 May 30, 2015
mugGet the trilliii the fish mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email