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One finger discount

A one finger discount is similar to a five finger discount, Except Instead of stealing something from a regular store you steal an item from a dollar store.
Young Jimmy got a one finger discount ... Too bad he got caught and got a one dollar legal fee he has to pay.
by TheWhiteDeath10 July 7, 2017
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number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.
Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!
by thedzone October 10, 2009
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Eight Plus One

Euphemism for a 9mm pistol. Simple math problem. 8+1=9.
Hey, gangster, collect your eight plus one. We are going to roll up on these foolish individuals and proceed to bust caps into their asses.
by Anon4L October 7, 2010
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one-arm willy

The man/female covers their arm with lube the receiving partner gets in doggy style position and spreads their asscheeks the lubded one punches their anus and in one motion shoved their entire arm into the receivers anus
My ass hurts tom gave me a one-arm willy last night
by dookie69999 April 11, 2014
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One-click wonder

1) (Web)Site that has / had one interesting topic that one time is interesting but fails to continue producing interesting topic.
2) Software that has a strong focus on reducing the amount of clicks needed to get where one once to go.
1) You remember that one-click wonder about fukushima pictures? I wonder if they are still up.

2) This Software is a One Click Wonder, I could track my time so fast, I didn't even notice it.
by flubberwookie January 24, 2012
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One Date Stand

Similar in nature to a One Night Stand, it involves two people fornicating after going out on one date with plans of never seeing each other again afterwards.
Zed: How was the date last night?
Ted: Fantastic! We ended up doing the nasty!
Zed: So that means you're going to see her again?
Ted: Nah, she was just a One Date Stand
by bubbabear244 December 27, 2010
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one brick short

Not mentally sound ,used to discribe stupid people .short for "one brick short of a full load"
They really've to be one brick short to think 9 is a letter in the alphabet
by dietellingtruth March 30, 2015
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