by vhadhjvabvlahbv March 10, 2022
by vdfd November 16, 2023
To describe a powerful legend, who gets away with hitting children with rulers despite working at mcdonalds.
by TropicalMob November 04, 2022
Mrs Payne is a characteristic and a mental disability. It is when one reminisces about the past whilst swindling the words to make themselves seem better. They also have an incredibly northen accent.
'Back in my day I funked me neighbours dog'
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.
by Sheepshagger6942069! March 21, 2022
There's Mr. Garner
by CoolGuy3478 October 15, 2019
An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024