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Executive Blow Job

When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018
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Skyline Job

Oh god dam krissy gave me a Skyline Job yesterday
by BigMeatDaddy April 20, 2022
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Bottle job

Failure to clinch a success from a position of significant advantage either from perceived strength or the status of the competition, such as going up 3-0 in a best of 7 series only to get reverse swept and lose 4-3. While not confirmed, it may come from the idea of having it "in the bottle and failing to put the cap on it" letting it escape.
The 19-0 Patriots going into the Superbowl losing to an Average-at-best Giants team to go 19-1? One of the biggest bottle jobs in history.
by JB1225 May 26, 2024
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testicle job

when someone slaps youre testicles for youre arousal
dude last night betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
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colon job

someone licking out someone's colon. (inside of the anus)
oh no he just gave me a colon job, now his mouth taste like my bung hole.
by colon man October 21, 2008
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Cramp Job

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job
by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016
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Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.
"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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