Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
by ThatGirlDownTheStreetThatHates September 12, 2016
Get the red gift boxmug. When you pack a meal up for your single friend to take home from a home cooked dinner, it’s not a doggie bag, it’s a Batchelor Box.
by Gringateca September 18, 2022
Get the batchelor boxmug. by fannypack09 August 14, 2009
Get the Twaty Boxmug. I got this Murder Box in the mail and it literally scared the shit out of me! Seriously, I had to burn my favorite pair of pants so no one would know!
by Billy Bing Bong November 19, 2017
Get the murder boxmug. an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside
dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes
by anonymous July 16, 2022
Get the wooden boxmug. the desire to get so fucking drunk that you feel the need to put a seltzer box on your head with the handle slits as the eye holes
by yagabagaboo May 25, 2023
Get the box-onmug. 