nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively

Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot

by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024

zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

Z Job

Z job is aBlow job, then one in the pink followed by one in the stink. Forming an imaginary Z from the three holes.

I thought it might be a 2 positions no oral kinda night but instead I got the full Z job.

by Purple headed raider March 25, 2024

Singapore Boat Job

The act of ramming your cargo container into her, breaking her bridge in the process.

I lost control and ended up giving her a Singapore Boat Job

by theguy2024 March 26, 2024

bong job

When a woman deep throats a bong.

Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!

by Sass1023 July 9, 2022

Get a job

Why? So you can take another crack at trying to suck my dick?

Hym "Boy oh boy would I love to have a real dialogue in the context of my public notoriety with someone who knows who I am."

Guy "Get a job!"

Hym "Super helpful. I never would have thought of that without your petty, bitch-made retort. That's a great idea because that way I won't get what I want and I'll get to work until I die without getting what I want. Fantastic advice. You're a true scholar."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2022

Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.

Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!

by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022