dried fish

A girl/woman with a flat chest; no breasts

"Her chest was as flat as a dried fish"

"Omg so true"

by the.weird.person February 16, 2017

Dirty Fish Hook

Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.

Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.

by big_dirty_jimmy May 22, 2021

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.

Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

fish

1. (n.) A creature with fins and a tail that lives in water
2. (n., slang) Slang for penis

1. "That fish swims so fast!"
2. "Do you want to see my fish?"

by DNG-Green December 27, 2018

human fish

A fish that's a human that's a fish that's not a catfish

Paulina is a human fish

by Gayfishnigga November 24, 2019

mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.

The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.

by Hugh jassle September 30, 2020