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Virtual Blue Ball 

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.
Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.
Virtual Blue Ball by i<3eg May 21, 2009

the blue weenie

when a waiter at a restaurant feels the people in his section are ass holes the waiter dips his penis in to the guests water until his penis starts to turn blue from the cold the the waiter serves the water to the guest and watches them take the first sip
i gave that fucker the blue weenie

Touching Blue Pencil 

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.
Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

Nightclub Blue Balls 

This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.
Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"
Nightclub Blue Balls by Krabooji September 25, 2012

Sour Blue Chug Rug 

FaZe Rug’s new Gfuel flavor. It is usually drank by fortnite addicts
Person 1: Did you try out FaZe Rug’s new Gfuel flavor Sour Blue Chug Rug?
Person 2: Yeah I tried it, it was pretty good.

The Blue Blur

A gaming legend and will snatch up all your chili dogs and rings. Wreks Dr.Robotnik and bamboozles his henchmen. He go heckin fast.
"My favorite game character is The Blue Blur." "Boi you mean Sonic the Hedgehog"