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Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021
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spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it
by Spitfisher May 3, 2018
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Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016
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Fish-Vegan

Eats land animal by-products, but not their meat

Does not eat fish by-products at all

A quirky vegetarian
Trevor is a fish-vegan
by CODDaddy January 17, 2025
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Fishing Simulator

A game where you catch fish. The other islands are like impossible to get to without x2 exp. Don’t forget about the impossible to complete index
Friend: hey do you wanna play fishing simulator

Other Friend: Yea, Oh and btw I complete the Port Jackson Index
Friend: Bull Shit
by Iholdminisformyteamk April 7, 2021
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Fly-Fishing

The Theory of playing a slot machine

Cashing out on it, only to put the voucher back into the machine with the plan to fool the machine in thinking its a new player and will reward new player. So you do this constantly in and out and back In every few hands.
With my fly fly-fishing techniques, the Buffalo slot thought I was a new player n right away boom! Jackpot!
by N8Stylo February 18, 2024
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tossin fish in dat ass

Ill find u and tossin fish in dat ass
by Ballisticboy 69 February 13, 2017
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