Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.
by nanomaton August 05, 2017
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Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 26, 2019
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Miss_tetsuros Hands

Miss_tetsuros Hands are extremely hot and very big, in fact they are 22cm and I wanna date them. Please Artemis choke me with your hands.
Emily : Man I need a new necklace
Me : Use Miss_tetsuros Hands! They will fit perfectly and are hot asf!
by Shitkink March 10, 2021
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Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.
"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"
by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023
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Rock n' Roll Hand Sign

It means you have an extreme sexual obsession with ficcional characters from the Plants Vs Zombies franchise, usually the sunflower.
"Dude, have you seen Matthew's new profile picture? He is doing the rock n' roll hand sign! I'm never letting him inside my garden ever again"
by Camoes June 19, 2023
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Bouldery hands

When talia has gone climbing and has developed keratinization proportional to climbing duration
Wow, shes got some serious bouldery hands and will be able to solve that pointless riddle now
by Reasonablehippopotamus April 18, 2023
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Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.
Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
by Sacredfart April 05, 2023
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