I seen

A phrase used by people speaking one of many dialects of the Midwest, meaning "I have seen" or "I saw".

I seen you borrow him a quarter so he could get a pop when he could have gone to the bubbler for free.
means
I saw you lend him a quarter so he could get a soda when he could have used the water fountain for free.

by Hannah Perry April 9, 2006

I lost the game

A mental game, played by people who are smart enough to get what the fuck it is! You think of Game. You lose. You have 30 minutes to forget it. And when you aren't thinking of the game. You're winning!

I Lost the Game D:

Ahh! You fail!

by Fuck I lost the Game D: July 12, 2009

I touch myself

masturbation; erotic self-stimulation

The lyrics to the early 1990's pop-hit song "I Touch Myself" (by The Divinyls) left very little doubt what this phrase meant.

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
(...)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
(...)

by Allen W July 30, 2008

I love you slut

1. Someone (male or female) who says "I love you" so often and to so many people they have dated that the phrase has completely loss meaning when said by them.

2. An extremely misguided person who says "I love you" to every person they have ever had remote feelings for. This person uses the phrase "I love you" like it means absolutely nothing, therefor can easily be related to someone who sleeps around and has sex with people who don't mean anything to them, otherwise known as a slut- thus the title, an "I love you" slut.

Bree: Dylan just told me he loved me. I would be happy except he also told my friend that he loved her too when they were dating.
Rachel: Wasn't he only with her for like a week?
Bree: Exactly. He tells every girl he dates that he loves them. WTF?! I don't know if I should believe it when he says it to me!
Rachel: Damn girl. He sounds like such an I love you slut. Don't believe a word he says he's just telling you what you want to hear.

by chargra September 8, 2011

I'm just sayin'

The irrefutable way to diffuse any situation. Saying "I'm just sayin'" is to be used immediately after a burn, or after a distasteful opinion is given. There is no response to "I'm just sayin'," that cant be followed up with another "I'm just sayin'"

with the proper use of this tool, it is possible to deliver a rude comment or burn and have it bounce off simply as an opinion disguised as an objective opinion, and who can argue with you over an opinion that you dont apparently support.

-" Hey man, Stacey didn't call me last night, I think she was with another guy."
- " Well remember the way she was in high school? she was a huge slut."
-"DUDE!!! Thats my fiancé!"
- " I know, I'm just sayin'"
- " Well ok, but she's not a slut anymore."
-" I'm just sayin.'"

by vallada November 24, 2009

I'm Rick James bitch

The great new catch phrase sweeping the U.S.

Unfortunately, it cannot be used in polite company.

From a skit of Rick James done by Dave Chappelle on his "Chappelle's Show," from the Comedy Central cable network.

Randomly shout out: I'm Rick James, bitch!

by Hyacinth Bucket May 31, 2005

I quit school because of recess

An identifier denoting that the speaker doesn't play games

"Close your eyes, because you can't see me…I quit school because of recess, you fucking BG!"
-Snoop Dogg

by themagicalnegro June 3, 2010