A Dirty Lysander is the best kind of Lysander. Lysanders should be kept partially covered by dirt, dust or a similarly unclean substance at all times to best emulate their natural habitats.
Alternatively The Dirty Lysander is when you're told to look something up on urban dictionary as part of a joke but it's obscure and doesn't exist but so you decide to make it yourself.
Alternatively The Dirty Lysander is when you're told to look something up on urban dictionary as part of a joke but it's obscure and doesn't exist but so you decide to make it yourself.
I can't wait to get this pile of mulch home so my Dirty Lysander can roll around in it and then go on urban dictionary and make up definitions about his name.
by Foodforfaeries November 28, 2020
A Dirty Keion is a gentleman in the street and a freak on the sheets, he has a animalistic and kinky mindset towards sex. Usually likes licking pussy with a finger in a hole while talking dirty and slurping his words, generally getting sweaty and messy with a girl, as a gent he will always finish her off at least twice making sure she is fully satisfied before unloading his nectar blast on or in her.
Why are you walking funny today? are you okay? oh i’m more than okay, i had Dirty Keion last night, my legs are still shaking.
by Fingerlicks January 20, 2021
by Bussyeater August 31, 2021
the act of ooping in a woman's vagina, pouring salsa and lathering guacamole on it, and then having sexual intercourse with the woman.
by biggy rection March 22, 2009
When a douchey guy gets a girl in the back of his car for a 1 time quickie using qualities such as good athletic ability, blond Justin Beiber hair, or a nice car, such as a Mustang.
John - Hey Andrew, wheres Matthew? i thought we were meeting here after the club.
Andrew - That son of a bitch, i think he's pulling a Dirty Morris on that chick from the bar.
Andrew - That son of a bitch, i think he's pulling a Dirty Morris on that chick from the bar.
by Aspang March 28, 2012
by Einaej February 10, 2019
When your dog licks his chocolate starfish for twenty minutes straight, then you walk in all naive and whatnot and ask him for a big sloppy tongue kiss.
Madison: "Who stepped in dog poop?"
Mike: "Nobody bruh, Its your breath from the Dirty Alder you just received." (Throws up in mouth a little bit.}
Mike: "Nobody bruh, Its your breath from the Dirty Alder you just received." (Throws up in mouth a little bit.}
by Aztec Two Step March 29, 2020