god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

God-Goals-Greatness

It is a life style. When put our Lord and Savior 1st Jesus God & then our selfish wants the out come with always be great.

GGGent Life

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Someone in a conversation is inspired and or motivated by the words being spoke. Respond with God-Goals-Greatness.

by Joseph Ashmore July 28, 2021

God

The most high blesses his people who do not neglect the 10 commandments.

1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Exodus 20:3

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7

4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10

5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12

6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13

7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14

8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16

10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17

by PJ2019 June 22, 2023

Disabled God

The one kid in your friend group is in a wheel chair, is pretty good at most video games, quiet, and just an absolute legend.

Friend A: Bro Anthony is a literal Disabled God.
Friend B: Ik he whips ass's with snipers in COD.

by ABCGaming27 November 2, 2020