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Doing a guy

To take longer on a job then it should
Person1. Are those conveyors done yet
Person 2. No he’s doing a guy
by Derek96 April 17, 2024
mugGet the Doing a guymug.

guy status

When someone or something is being very annoying or frustrating.
You are are on definite guy status tonight.
by Prediter129 February 3, 2018
mugGet the guy statusmug.

GOOD GUY

by factsssssssssss August 20, 2022
mugGet the GOOD GUYmug.

Flashlight guy

The mysterious man that can be summoned only at the powerlines in fertigs by smoking weed, blasting music, and flashing lights.
That night we went up to the powerlines during a pitch black night we accidentally summoned flashlight guy
by Dusterdo September 21, 2025
mugGet the Flashlight guymug.

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
mugGet the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug.

FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo)

Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.
by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013
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Guy Shadow

Derek looks sexy in that Grey guy shadow tonight.
by Sinematik February 16, 2024
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