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soft guy era

The term “Soft Guy Era” is often used to describe a King who has reached the ultimate pinnacle of enlightenment and will no longer tolerate disrespect from romantic partners. A strong, independent Soft Era King expects his women (plural) to hand money up to the pedestal on which he resides.

Kings in their Soft Era do not have time for women who can’t plan dates and drop thousands of dollars on a first date, buy him cars, golf clubs, clothes, watches, and other bare minimum necessities. He expects his women (plural) to protect and provide for him at all times anything he desires because if she wanted to, she would.

Modern households require two incomes so a Soft Guy King expects his women (plural) to hold multiple jobs and work overtime to pay for his lifestyle. He does not associate with dusties who are giving broke. A Soft Era King will block these women because he knows his worth.

In return for his Passenger Prince treatment he brings nothing to the table…because he IS the table. Drizzle Drizzle.
Simp: “How much do you spend on a first date?”
Soft Guy King: “Bro ima pretend u didn’t ask me that just now. I’m in my Soft Guy Era. Women paying for dates is the bare minimum.”
by Softguyera May 7, 2024
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Cool guy

A Cool guy is Someone that is not self aware enough to know they are a lolcow and buys beer as a main food source

Originally Popularized by the YMH podcast
See that cool guy over there that looks like dog the bounty hunter did to much meth and crawled out of a dumpster
by NotaHotmom66 June 15, 2023
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Hey guys

by Totallynottallguy January 20, 2021
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Wise Guy

the guy who either preteneds or puts on that we is very wise or someone who is actually wise
wise guy:Baracck Obungas last name is n*ggia
me:ok wise guy
by chadmater69 October 30, 2019
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That Guy

The man who embodies everyone's dreams is the one with the answers, a clear vision, and a captivating presence that leaves a profound and inspiring impression.
He is that Guy.
by bigmovesentertainment October 25, 2023
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Autistic guy

Look it’s Chrissy sissy who is an autistic guy
by Roadman rishy lover 69 June 12, 2023
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It is a catchphrase made by Syafinaz Binte Zainal and I think I am working harder for money. It is my secret or not so secret maybe.
Should I share? My dad wants me to marry Kris Wu because he is a rich guy but I got no money hehe.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
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