spread them cheeks like butter

when thy is in intercourse with a female and dedicates his time to spread thy women's legs to insert the buttery cock into thy woman

bro talking to other bro: "bro last night i totally spread them cheeks like butter"

by ripper38 November 19, 2018

My arms feel like noodles

The act of getting so high to where your arms feel like noodles, and you get the stanky legg

I'm so high my arms feel like noodles.

by Ak brahhh April 11, 2011

I like your cut G

It means that you just slapped someone who has a hairstyle and smack their behind head purposely

Ben:I like your cut G!
Calvin:Nuuuuuuuuu...!

by Mental Problems October 16, 2020

Throw it down like shit in the mouth

When you are ready to throw it down and give it your all plus a little extra, regardless how fucked up it might be.

Dude 1: "So he was fucking with your girl right?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son! He's gonna pay!"
Dude 1: "You gonna show him up?"
Dude 2: "I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude, don't go that far, just knock him out, that should teach him"

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

whip it out like it needs air

When a masculine man pulls out his phallus for recreational activity.

That bitch is so hot! I just, I just have to whip it out like it needs air.

by LRguy October 28, 2007

I'd wear a hat on a day like that

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.

- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

by Drew Garrison February 23, 2007

I like you for who you are

spoken by a male: i want to bump uglies and am hoping you're buying this line of sh*t.

spoken by a female: i don't want to date you but don't want you to go all stalker on me or worse: go fem and start crying.

johnny: wanna go out?
ronni: i don't know. i like you for who you are, and...
johnny: so then that's a no?
ronni: pretty much, yeah.

by natalie May 27, 2004