Jack Bauer Power Hour

During the show 24 instead of taking a shot every time jack says dammit, everyone I know takes a sip of beer every time they say Jack or Bauer, and 2 drinks for every time they say Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer Power Hour

by Saaahker February 5, 2009

Sexy-time jack-off

When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.

"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"

by Andy22P February 7, 2008

compton jack-o-lantern

an empty old english malt liquor bottle with a glow stick inside.

the street was marvelously lit up with compton jack-o-lanterns as the little kids went trick or treating.

by rodman2000 November 23, 2009

Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

fast hand jack

a person who spends 20 to 21 hours a day learning pointless skills in any sport or activity.
-football
-poker
-teabaggin
-avin a ogwin
-turkish googelin'

fast hand jack-guys i can now do it 5 times faster (in any of the above)

by rjhawkins August 25, 2006

Jizz-berry-jack-faggot

Undesirable person, characterized by Homosexual acts, Oral Sex (m/m)

Seth called me a Jizz-berry-jack-faggot, screw him.

by Jason February 26, 2003

West Virginia flap jack

Slapping the foreskin of your flaccid penis against your boyfriend's lips.

The West Virginia flap jack Brian got was just an appetizer for the gay feast that followed.

by El Conquistador July 15, 2017