Let The Jonitor Do His job

Yes it's spelt Jonitor instead of Janitor. Instead of saying "let bro cook" you say "let the Jonitor do his job"

"what is bro yapping about??"

"Hold on let the Jonitor do his job"

by Will.s8472 April 14, 2024

Zyn Job

Term for a sexual act where one partner performs oral sex while having a Zyn (a type of nicotine pouch) in their mouth, introducing a tingling sensation and a unique flavor to the experience.

"After trying a Zyn Job for the first time, they agreed it added a surprisingly zesty twist to their usual routine."

by Hottt Toddie April 17, 2024

Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly

Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!

by skendz April 21, 2024

Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.

You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!

by Agaveman April 23, 2024

Rim Job

A rim job is when someone is playing a game such as beer pong and the ball circles around the rim of the cup and flings out, teasing the player into thinking they would get a win, though they do not.

This definition also applies to similar games such as basketball or mini golf, where there is a ball meant to go into a circular hole.

Kyle almost won beer pong, but he just gave the cup a rim job, damn.

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Out on the field, I was giving rim jobs all night, so I did not win.

by Balrogorlab April 29, 2024

Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.

Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.

by Plierr April 29, 2024

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024