go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

back tug

Its when your very horny and instead of from the front you get jerked off from the back between the legs under the cheeks.

Would you like to give me a back tug

by BigDaddyDjusnutted November 2, 2022

Back Fade

Taking one's fight when the fight isn't evenly matched

Aye bro my eye is messed up but Jake can take my back fade

by RobDrip July 7, 2025

Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!

When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.

by TrashmanB September 4, 2023

Cheese-Back

When you finish on her back but neither of you have showered.

"I heard Jerry gave Veronica a Cheese-Back last night, band kids are nasty."

by cheesebackguy January 26, 2023

baby back

nutting on a girl's back

gave her that baby back, I busted!

by big joosey January 6, 2023

Back Seated

Back seated or Back Seating is Where a person or more continuously “Talk” and leaves one person without input to say anything.

It also can mean sitting in the back of a vehicle.

1. Random friend: so there was this fish
Me: yeah an-
Other Random friend:oh that's cool
Me: uh-
Random friend: yeah it was cool

Me: hehe y-
Other friend: so you gu-
Me: motherfucker let me talk you both are Back seating me.

2. me: hey dude let’s go on a road trip

Random friend: awesome i’m gonna Back Seated the entire way.

3. I don't know why I couldn't talk the entire time it's like they Back Seated me.

4.hold on guys I need in my car I think I left something in the Back Seating.

by EpRBS March 20, 2022