crime monkey

default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity

crime monkey, hump that fellows leg....don't give me that look i know you want to *whips*

by niccy July 24, 2008

Desert Monkey

A useless retard

John: ew robert you are a desert monkey
Robert: we wagh undertale bleh ooh aah

by Chipotle_Employee January 17, 2022

monkey thumb

a persons thumb that is extremely short

Megan fox's thumb is totally a "monkey thumb."

by dynaflex July 11, 2010

monkey desk

A really messed up interior design.. referencing the very scary "monkey desk" that Ty designed and Frank allowed on Trading Spaces.

I like your house and all, but that orange chair reminds me of a monkey desk.

by Neffy August 19, 2003

Funny Monkey

a monkey who is autistic he likes to eat bananas to the point where he gags

do you see that FUNNY MONKEY?

HE IS SO AUTISTIC BRO

by N00nz May 9, 2021

Penis Monkey Lover

someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.

Wow did you see Jack the other day. He is such a Penis Monkey lover.

by Penis's June 20, 2011

Cock Monkey Bastard

1. term used to express to someone you think they play with themselves more than a cock monkey. (phallocentric)
2.n.person who constantly pisses you off and spends all their spare time wacking it like its going out of style.
You can also use CMB for short.

1. You're a cock monkey bastard!
2. That guy's such a fucken cock monkey bastard. I should beat his ass.

by ClaytonMoore March 12, 2003