towel time 

When you smoke in your room and you have to block the door at the bottom.

Towel time block that door nigga.

towel time by J745fizza May 1, 2006

all time low 

The best band ever. At least they used to be. Now they're not so hot.

All Time Low is slowly beginning to disappoint me

all time low by Alex Gaskarth Is Still Hot Though February 13, 2008

Time Travel 

To also quote the Hitchhiker's Guide:

"One of the many problems encountered in time travel, is quite simply one of grammar"

Which as well as being hilariously funny, is also very true.

Due to the fact that I am currently am/was/will be in the process of time travel I was/willbe/ambeing fuck/ing/ed.

Time Travel by TedV48 March 20, 2008

tilesh

a term designating someone who owes favors to guys who drive corvettes........

"You just crashed into that Corvette, now you're a Tilesh!"

tilesh by Corvette Guy March 17, 2008

time bomb 

When you see an ugly ass chick walking around at a party and hanging on anything she can find (men). Its only a fucking matter of time before the time bomb explodes on somebody because they are sooooo hammered themselves. Then the victim (male) hooks up with a disgusting fucking chick and hates his life for at least 2 weeks.

Bro 1: Dude look at that time bomb walking around, luckily I dodged her

Bro 2: Holy shit Jimmy is just set off the detonator, and now that time bomb just exploded all over him.....he is fucked...lets take a picture and put it on facebook!!!

time bomb by duckfacehater#1 September 20, 2010

hotpocket timebomb 

When you are nothing but a fat slob who sits at the computer all day long reading UD, while eating the WHOLE box of McCain's Hotpockets (side note: either my lazy ass couldn't find them at the store, or they stopped selling them. If thats the case; bring them back!!!!) to yourself and you have spiked the bottom of one of them with immense amounts of hot sauce and you know the minute you eat that one, you will explode and die due to you health. Lets face it, you do not exercise and you eat shit all day long. Your heart has now given up. Time to die

hey, did you hear about Andy? He got hit with a hotpocket timebomb. I knew that's what would get him

hotpocket timebomb by obese dese nuts January 20, 2011

pooty tang time 

when someone wit a belt whip yo monk azz

when some one beats yo azz incredibly beyond recognition

finna kik his ass its pooty tang time

pooty tang time by fatsheep March 4, 2007