cow fart whisperer

a person so apprehensive about global warming that they are eve raising alarms over bovine wind and gas.

Harry is a cow fart whisperer.

by yikes. October 28, 2009

national fart on your friend day

15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her

Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"

by trompeter April 12, 2019

I Fart When I Fuck

The act of flatulence during intercourse. Usually only occurs with rugged ass bitches, who scream "I fart when I fuck"

Guy 1: Hey you see that girl over there?
Guy2: Yeah she's rugged, she probably screams "I fart when I fuck!"

by Keith's Uncle January 1, 2012

I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.

I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.

by Guido1 January 7, 2011

Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.

You are a cumbustion cum bubble pussy fart.

by David Bailey November 30, 2005

double thumbs-down fart noise

When something sucks major ass, or is not cool.

Its double thumbs-down fart noise when you have to clean "mess" your friend left after fucking your mom.

by case78 May 21, 2011

tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh

your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box

by TootyFruities September 22, 2016