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Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.
You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.
by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023
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My Mom

a scientific term for the best joke in the world.

Harvard studies have researched this topic for years and found that this is in fact the best combination of English syllables

people often mistake it for a bad joke Your mom, but the height of comedy in The my mom joke is much higher.
Do you know who else is funny, MY MOM

What is the best joke?

well the best joke is in fact, my mom -real scientist
by funnyest joke January 4, 2023
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ur mom

ur mom is ur mom
LOLLLLL UR MOMMMM ISS SOOOO FAT
by remballs January 5, 2023
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doing yuor mom

me 🤞
can i be doing yuor mom????????”
by give me vagina January 7, 2023
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CPS mom

Has multiple, even dozens of CPS cases, as a result of multiple child neglect charges. Shouldn’t really have any kind of custody but somehow still does.
CPS mom must be asleep again because her children are running around by the road unsupervised.
by George Amberson January 8, 2023
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mom ru

.tenalp a deredisnoc saw ehs ,taf os si mom ru
by shaneshanebob January 8, 2023
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ur mom

epick burn you tell people when they're being gay
person: you're a bitch
you: ur mom
by i dont like bread January 8, 2023
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