cheat meat

A person who's only kept around as an option to cheat on one's partner with.
"Oh that's Kelsey, she's just my cheat meat, don't tell Sarah."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."
by Zamnboney August 10, 2023
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Arby's meat packer

When one partner takes the secret menu item from Arby's known as the meat mountain, and continues to cram it in their partners anus, continually packing it with his penis or his/her penis shaped object. The "cramee" then use his or her anus muscles to lay the mangled meat mountain in the other partners mouth.
That Arby's meat packer sure was delicious
by perphurdle January 10, 2018
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When you receive a hand job on a public beach and when you finish you ejaculate on the sand, then proceed to form into a ball shape and make your partner eat it.
by Audrey from Maryland August 19, 2021
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Stuff with meat

Andy: "Stuff with meat? Well I know your dad has a really really long meat. Wouldn't mind tapping that."
by CC.totally.not.up.at.4am November 25, 2023
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Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit
Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021
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Meat Bong

Meat bong is a fellow co worker always trying to impress bosses and will throw anyone under the bus to gain praise from there superiors.
"Whoa did you see Micky Bruz at Prestart on nicks meat bong "
by Blackrock90 September 06, 2017
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Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.
*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac
by Zoebly16 October 10, 2017
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