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hank green

For knitting (or other crafting/making/doing): a boneheaded, obvious mistake, that someone of your expertise or experience shouldn't have made.

Context: Hank Green is an internet personality and creator of VidCon. He has positioned himself as an authority on a wide variety of topics on his YouTube channel SciShow and as producer & cohost of the channel Mental Floss. In September 2025 he posted a video to SciShow titled "Physicists Don’t Understand Why Knitting Works,” which contained obvious factual errors and many found to be dismissive and misogynistic against knitting as a skill and people who knit. Because of this, it was assumed no one with experience knitting was involved during the production process or final review before the video was posted. Due to the overwhelming backlash he received the video was taken down within three weeks and Green issued a formal apology.
"Don't pull a hank green; read the instructions before you start a project."
"Mixing up salt and sugar is such a hank green."
by They're Sea Lions October 11, 2025
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Nick Green

Ask Nick Green he's #1
by Pie willie May 22, 2025
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The green and grey

Refers to the Celtic fans who wear their Celtic tops every single day, no matter the occasion — weddings, funerals, court dates, christenings, job interviews. Over time, the green stays bold, but the white stripes turn grey through sweat, smoke, chip fat, Buckfast, and years of unrepentant wearing.
That family at Glasgow airport is The green and grey.
by Tim Skelper June 1, 2025
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The Green Hill Effect

When a piece of media uses a part of their past (an era, setting, etc) in order to gain more positive reactions from its fan-base through nostalgia and familiarity. This reaction stays until the novelty wears off & the fans gets tired of it.
"Billie Piper is the new Doctor Who!"
"Oh my god, when will they stop bringing back old characters? This is just The Green Hill Effect happening again!"
by tha_drug June 3, 2025
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Reel green

Find the best deal in a reel on TikTok.
Reel green, Find deals real on TikTok.
by shailockbear November 8, 2025
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Phoebe Green

The prettiest angel ever. with the sweetest, bronze brown labrynth like eyes, and the plumpest lips. her facial ratio is perfect and an alarming amout of kindness in her gorgeous heart. Her soul is pure and endless amounts of beauty wrapped around her personality and physical alltributes. The alluring purity in her soul is one of the many amazements around herself.
you are so perfect, you are phoebe green.
by Caiden Muzza November 24, 2025
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Bowling Green Butt Lift

When you put a device in your ass, connect an air compressor, and pump your butt cheeks up with air. The air will makes it look like a BBL, without the surgery, and for must cheaper
Did you see Ashley? I heard she got a Bowling Green Butt Lift (BGBL) the other day at Trevor’s party, and none of her pants fit anymore!
by Justin Sendito December 25, 2025
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