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I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.
I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.
by Guido1 January 7, 2011
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Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.
by David Bailey November 30, 2005
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double thumbs-down fart noise

Its double thumbs-down fart noise when you have to clean "mess" your friend left after fucking your mom.
by case78 May 21, 2011
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tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh
your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box
by TootyFruities September 22, 2016
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anal blood jizz piss fart

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.
"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"
by N473B34N December 17, 2008
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Sisterhood of traveling cake farts

A group of sisters who often sit on a cake with their assholes touching it, due to asshole to cake contact cake shrapnel covers their assholes and when a toot is released the cake departs from the asshole and they all take turns doing so all over the world
My sisterhood of traveling cake farts is exhilarating
by Skankhunt424242422222 November 24, 2016
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Tongue punch my fart box

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.
Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'
by TurdShark January 3, 2020
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