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Baptism Fart 

The first fart one excretes after a shower, dirtying the anus once again. Usually happens within five minutes of exit from shower.
Ed and John were standing in the room when I came back from the shower and farted. "Oh man there was the baptism fart."
Baptism Fart by DATGAS January 29, 2012
Related Words

shock fart 

When an individual or animal sneezes and farts simultaneously.
shock fart by VroomVroom October 17, 2014

squirrely fart nut 

the action of farting on your balls, then sticking them in the ground and getting a girl or guy to dig them out followed by eating them.
oh my god I really want to do squirrely fart nut

The fart wall 

A fart wall is when you and your best friend don't fart in front of each other because its 'embarrassing' However if you do fart in front of each other you have broken the fart wall.
Person 1- I'm going to fart so ill mute the facetime.
Person 2-No don't if you fart in front of me we will break the fart wall!

The fart box flamethrower

When a girls anus releases gas and then you inhale it and blow it out your mouth with a lighter in front and you create a flamethrower
Dude did you hear about that trick James did to Taylor at the party
No what did he do
He did the fart box flamethrower

Jizz Fart 

Someone who is sexually attracted to farts, hence the name.
Ryan: Did you jerk off to my fart?

Bob: Yeah

Ryan: Man, you're a total Jizz Fart
Jizz Fart by MF_FK0 April 29, 2019