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Urban dictionary

What you're using right now idiot! Are you high or something?
Michael: *logs in to urban dictionary*
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!
by Your average pedophile October 13, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.
by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019
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Dictionary

A book with hundreds of pages of useful definitions of words that you might not understand.
Man 1: what does this word mean?”
Man 2: I don’t know.”

Man 1: let’s use the dictionary.”

Man 2: *takes out dictionary from bookshelf.”
Man 2: HERE IT IS!
Man 1: thanks man.”
Man 2: your welcome.”
by Lord_farqueef October 1, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A website where by and large, misogynists and other pathetically fragile man-babies can attempt to change the definitions of words to bolster their penile-egos. A particularly horrendous example is mansplaining.
Admittedly I as a secure older male have not spent the time to thoroughly examine the entire listing of words as the disgusting dreck defining mansplaining sickened and saddened me to the point that I felt compelled to add this definition.
The definitions for mansplaining show Urban Dictionary's lack of validity.
by secureman December 17, 2018
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Urban Dictionary users

People that think they’re too good for Reddit.
“lol Reddit is so bad”
“shut up, go back to your friends, the Urban Dictionary users”

urban dictionary user: a person that thinks they’re too good for Reddit. That concludes my TED talk.
by ‎ Carl September 3, 2022
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Urban dictionary

This website. Uh, you should probably know what it is if you’re here-
It’s a dictionary type-website where YOU can make your on definitions!
“Hey, look at this definition!”
“Oh cool, did you find it at Urban dictionary?”
by Rumoured April 17, 2022
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Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..
urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it
by My Password January 20, 2023
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