wig meat

Getting a blow job

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night

by Studlaw June 17, 2010

Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017

meat duo

A Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza

Let's get pizza. Should I order a meat duo?

by pathwaygeo September 2, 2020

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

meat salad

Having someone lick an asshole during anal sex

my girlfriend totally gave my other girlfriend a meat salad last night...

by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015

Meat wealth

Your status within society based on how much meat you have at any given time. To achieve meat wealth, you must have at least 2 freezers full of quality meat.

*Opens freezer* Damn, girl, you meat wealthy!

by Meatwealth October 15, 2021