sex mud

The distinct ring of mud left on your tires after driving into a remote area to have sex in your vehicle.

Looks like Tim got some last night. Check out the sex mud on his tires!

by mr sparky July 26, 2016

poop sex

When you and the homies dine on scooby-snacks during a group poop.

friend 1: yoooo who want to come over and have some poop sex

friend 2: what we eating

friend 1: scooby-snacks dumbass

friend 3: ima bring the heat

friend 1: ok make sure you fuck remember

by Motherland_Reeeee January 17, 2020

Sex Zero

When you hook up again with an old fling so the actual number of people you have slept with does not go up.

Having sex with the ex again is sex zero. Kind of like Coke Zero; all the fun none of the calories

by Klever Slacker October 28, 2012

Rational Sex

The fact of having sex with someone that you don't particularly find attractive, but that is objectively beautiful or commonly known as sexy.

Peter : Hey mate, how was your date yesterday night ?
John : Oh, we had rational sex.
Peter : Both of you ?
John : Yeah...

by Dolvido December 18, 2012

Sex gum

That piece of gum that you chew specifically before having sex in order to eliminate undesirable bad breath.

"Johnny felt much more confident when he snuck that sex gum in his mouth before piping his chick"

by Sayhaykid October 13, 2013

VIRGINAL SEX

Sex up a virgin girl's a-hole.

Virgina is saving herself for her husband and in the meantime has virginal sex up her ass every weekend! What a ho!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

sex story

we were watching a movie, i don’t remeber which beacuse i was way to invested in the way ella was dry humping me. one minute we were innocently watching a movie, the next she was on my lap unbuttoning my jeans.
she started to give me a blowy, slow at first but when a moan slipped through my lips she started to pump her mouth on my cock A LOT harder.

moans were slipping out just as fast as my cum was.
she took of her top, grinning ear to ear,
“fuck me until i forget my name jacob” she said as she started to pull off her g string.
i pushed my cock into her so hard that i think the neighbours heard her scream.
i continued to jam my cock into her wet pussy hard and fast, the moans flying out of both of us.
we fucked all night long.

sex story that will make u horny

by sexstoryella July 15, 2023