Haunt one's castle

When someone disturbs you when you just wish your piece of mind. At home, at work, at a pub or anywhere else... Actually can mean your place.

- Can I buy you a drink?
Haunt one's castle . . .

- No, thanx. I had a bad day today. I just wanna be alone now.

- C'mon, just one drink.

_ Stop haunting my castle and leave me alone. What part of " I just wanna be alone you don't understand?!

by William Warney January 16, 2011

One Date Stand

Similar in nature to a One Night Stand, it involves two people fornicating after going out on one date with plans of never seeing each other again afterwards.

Zed: How was the date last night?
Ted: Fantastic! We ended up doing the nasty!
Zed: So that means you're going to see her again?
Ted: Nah, she was just a One Date Stand

by bubbabear244 December 27, 2010

Eight Plus One

Euphemism for a 9mm pistol. Simple math problem. 8+1=9.

Hey, gangster, collect your eight plus one. We are going to roll up on these foolish individuals and proceed to bust caps into their asses.

by Anon4L October 7, 2010

one eye noodlin'

when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye

-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...

yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home

by B ridin November 7, 2007

knows one's onions

to be thoroughly knowledgeable or competent in a subject area

Look at her working that poll, she really knows one's onions.

by Drewster888 February 23, 2009

The One Gig Virus

The largest, baddest, most mysterious virus ever invented. It turns your computer into a useless brick. Also referred to as the "one Gigger".

Hey what's this?......oh crap its the one gig virus! My computer is now worth the price of mac&cheese.

by Joe "busted PC" schmo March 1, 2009

one-eyed chicken

male genitalia

-did you choke the one-eyed chicken last night?
-no. i choked it this morning.

by threeblindmice January 12, 2009