Shit Twigs

Dried shit encrusted around the pubic hair of an obese women. This is caused by her being unable to wipe her ass conventionally due to being unable to reach around the buttock. Hence she is forced to go between her legs and wipe forward, bring shit into the pubic hair that later dries.

Did you see the shit twigs that the fat chick had?

by A-ROD January 12, 2005

talkin shit

when something is said about a person, that they dont like because it may or may not be true and it hurts there little punk ass Napoleon Bonaparte feelings. Causing them to act like an insecure little girl and throw a temper tantrum.

Me- hey you dump ass dopers stop nodding out..

Doper- stop talkin shit..

by Hahahahahahahah urgay August 30, 2011

Peanut shit

A turd with undigested peanuts visibly embedded in it

I had one wicked peanut shit this morning

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

NO SHIT SEPTEMBER

It is when u dont poop if u poop

God will PUNISH you

SOO DONT POOP

HAVE A NICE DAY

PLS DONT POOP

BOY. I didnt poop all of September

GIRL. Why?
Boy. Because it NO SHIT September

by Imfatassbitch November 4, 2019

dip shit

a highly skilled job which requires many years of practice..... you should know you seem to be doing it just fine.

You sir are a dip shit.

by pedro-da-possom November 22, 2011

cold as shit

an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.

Holy fuck, it's cold as shit out there today! Man, quit being a pussy.

by Emperor Zeek January 8, 2014

shit-fucker

noun:

What you call an adult, child, or animal when they're being a smartass or acting up

Kid: I'm not cleaning my room!
Parent: Fuck yes you are, you dirty little shit-fucker!!

To Dog: Give me back my sock you fucking shit-fucker!

To Wife: Stop talking back shit-fucker!

by calavera1945 February 5, 2010