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Black Anus Syndrome

Also known as BAS. When you take a really thick slam and the turd breaks off early, but you don't know it so you wipe black doodey all over yourself.

BAS attacks over 2 million Americans every year. However, there is something you can do to stop it. Swing by your local library and tell them you would like to help in the fight against BAS. Together, we can make a difference.
"Dear Bonita Bertha, I have gone to the bathroom and it may be awhile. Recently, Ive been suffering from Black Anus Syndrome."
by ShagKing October 27, 2007
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black ass nigger

There are only two ways of this to be used-- a white ass fuckin mayo monkey ass cracker kid in a COD lobby or a group of black people fucking around with each other.
1: "You black ass nigger!!!"
2: "Jamal woulda been out there pickin cotton cus he a black ass nigger."
by Hentaii Senpaii June 18, 2021
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Black Monkey Style

when you gang banging an orangutan wearing a strap on covered in gorilla glue. then you bang them in the ass and you get stuck and you use their rectum as a condom to have sex with their sister after you rip your dick out.
Ian: yo mamma is so fat, that she makes Paris Hilton look like a tampon.
Jack: Oh ya? Yo mamma's so hairy the last time I had sex with your mother I thought I was in the zoo doing a black monkey style.
by Jack Funky the Black Monkey December 13, 2010
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black theater girl

The black girl in the theater who feels that she needs to warn the rest of the theater as to what will happen in the movie
"Run bitch that cracker gonna kill you!"
"Why wont that black theater girl be quiet"
by gfriedman November 25, 2007
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black where it counts

by A.Simo November 2, 2003
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rebecca black swag

the ability or strength to continue in one's pursuit of success, despite severe criticism
I'm about to get my Rebecca Black Swag on and win 1st place, and make all them haters shut up
by SudoNeem May 29, 2011
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black forest cake

The black Forest cake is a stool coated with residual menstrual fluid and cumm. Created by the act of having raw intercourse with a women while she is on her monthly cycle then finishing anally.
Dude I fucked my wife while she was juice'n then I blew my load in her ass, she dropped a black forest cake on the bed.
by Hot Karl 88 September 29, 2009
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