by miracle21 December 23, 2008
Get the Smoke dickmug. what faggots do on chatroulette
fag 1: Wanna go out and get drunk?
fag 2: Nah, I'm staying home tonight and gonna stroke dick instead.
fag 2: Nah, I'm staying home tonight and gonna stroke dick instead.
by Lays Chips April 9, 2010
Get the stroke dickmug. a dick rider is a person who will do anything to get acceptance from the person they are dick riding like where the same clothes , always agree with the person they are dick riding, laugh extra hard at there idles or the person being dick rided jokes and bring up the persons name .
for example Eugenes mom : "Eugene you still want those new sneakers you was talkin about?" Eugene : "you mean the black and green lebrons ?" Eugenes mom: "yea those" Eugene : "of course i do because my friend skelly has them and hes the flyest nigga in school" Eugenes mom:"why you always saying his name you big ass dick rider !"
by skelly24 May 2, 2010
Get the Dick Ridermug. to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.
boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."
boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."
boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
by jadeisstraight March 11, 2017
Get the smoke dickmug. a male who was gifted by god with a nice package in his pants but HAS NO FUCKING CLUE what to do with it.
or how to use it.
he thinks simply getting wood is all he has to do to please a woman in bed. it's not.
& that getting hard is the same as getting her off.
and giving him pointers, instructions, A FUCKING ROAD MAP, or gps is simply useless.
because he's that gat damn clueless.
THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD DICK.
or how to use it.
he thinks simply getting wood is all he has to do to please a woman in bed. it's not.
& that getting hard is the same as getting her off.
and giving him pointers, instructions, A FUCKING ROAD MAP, or gps is simply useless.
because he's that gat damn clueless.
THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD DICK.
homegirl: girl, y u so angry?
you: motherfcukin big dick tellin me he know how to break me off.
homegirl: ain't that a bitch.
you: yeah, so i just shot on his face and called it a night.
homegirl: i heard that...
you: motherfcukin big dick tellin me he know how to break me off.
homegirl: ain't that a bitch.
you: yeah, so i just shot on his face and called it a night.
homegirl: i heard that...
by D.Praved February 5, 2010
Get the big dickmug. by ponte September 10, 2006
Get the sucking dickmug. all of the above are semi correct
N. A derogatroy term used to insult someone who is behaving in the manner of: a asshole, a dickhead, a bitch, jerk, etc.
N. A derogatroy term used to insult someone who is behaving in the manner of: a asshole, a dickhead, a bitch, jerk, etc.
by Chris Dietz 917 232 9501 August 2, 2006
Get the dick suckermug.