blue

blue is actually t and he is a bully. if you ever come across him run in a separate direction, or else he will hurt you and your family.

you: oh fuck is that blue??
blue: COME HERE MEOW

by RUEEEE April 30, 2022

Blue Cheese

The physical manifestation of this cheese with funk, in other words, the man in which commonly described as being similar in nature to blue cheese, Alex P who lives in TN.

Bro Alex is definitely like blue cheese he's kinda weird like it.

by SlimeLordSupreme October 19, 2022

Moo blue

Moo blue is the leader of the friend group. Where ever he goes they follow along. He sometimes can be mean to the other. He also gets a lot of women (Even though he despises them). The females really like him because he's super hot.

"OMG MOO BLUE IS HOT" - Girl 1
"I WOULD DO THINGS WITH HIM NGL" - Girl 2
"MARRY ME MOO BLUE" - Girl 3.

Etc...

by Accurate description. March 9, 2021

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Blue Lagoon

When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.

David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!

by anonymous November 6, 2018

Blue Collar Lung

A slight cough, feeling of general malaise or discontent developed when visiting a blue collar city or area. Akin to black lung but with fewer enduring after effects, usually remedied by leaving said city or area.

OMG, I went to a monster truck rally this weekend and developed a serious case of blue collar lung.

Or:

I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!

by Ursala Inspired October 2, 2011