King Lans

A nickname/noun given to the leader of a circle of friends. The name Lans originated from the 1st ever use of the nickname back in 2020 with a small circle of friends

The name Lans originally "Lands" and King being of the highest rank. Lans is the Dutch variation of the German name Lanzo, which is also the origin of Lance.

To be nicknamed 'King Lans' means you are now the leader of a friend group.
All hail King Lans, let him lead the party at Tuesday!
by LePost James May 11, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Snozzle king

A word used to describe a man who cums in a girl while yelling ripper magoos in stall 4 and Budweiser’s at Schwager’s barn. Isaac was such a snozzle king last night in the bed, his snozzle really left me limping.
All the girls are excited to see wade tonight, because he is such a snozzle king in bed.
by Give me a beer in the c shop February 19, 2019
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Luhlde Cause Rukus King Kobra is an individual strictly on bad timing. Most would say he is a level 97 YN. A Menace, Coniving, Slimey, Crook. He’s just unpredictable. Don’t know what’s coming next. “Real Deal Slime”
Luhlde Cause Rukus King Kobra just took my gun!
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King smokey

It's when you bash a guy, fuck his mrs and drink their kids pop tops to insert dominance
Guy one: "Hey bro this guy robbed me."
Guy two: "it's okay just do the king smokey to him.
by Y'all going to hell November 01, 2021
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