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Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement
“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris
“T̵̨̤̱͇͇̭͔̣̞̗̪̬͌̍͐̀̋̄͝͝H̴̩̱̰̬̞̳̭͔̜̝̞͌̄̐̿̇̉̊̍̔̐͘͝͠È̴̳̘͖̀̈́͗F ̞̩͚̫̟̞̫͈͉̲̂̔̋̉͐̅̿̍͌͗́͘O ̥̖̥͔̦̱̞͐̓̈́G ̖̼̣̗̹̩͖̺̼̊͋̽̃̌͌̍̂̀I̶̡̡̢̯͉͚̝̺̞̤̼̜͈͖͍̓̍͗̎̈́́̓̇͋͐̇̕͘͝S ̳̈́͆̍̚C̵̡̨̘͍̤̞͉̮̮̺̖͓̹̩̑̽͜O̶̠͋̉̎̉̈́̀̋̄͐̏́͘̕͠M̵̥̋̇͊̊̋̉̊I̵̡̩͚̼̖̺̫͌̈́͐͋́͛͌̓͛͝Ņ̴̢̢̝̣̖̮̲̖̤͍̩̼̿̀͐̒͑̕͠͠G̵̢̭̦̞͌͌͌̋͐̉̌̈́̾͐̂̅͗ͅ
by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025
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Triple Meat

Getting smashed by three different guys of three different races.
Last night I had a good triple meat: the Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, and the German Bratwurst.
by tthattbbitchh September 21, 2018
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Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.
"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

cunny wofting finger grandma lunch box
by ElderCunny March 9, 2016
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Harry Meat

A boy from Connah's Quay that loves skat and crack. He loves slurping up sloppy faeces and creating his own food cycle of shit. Arse to mouth, arse-to-mouth over and over and over. All day every day he continues the sloppy cycle.
by HarryMeatsSuperFan January 12, 2024
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Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.
Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"
by JebusCripes February 23, 2011
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Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.
"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"
by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023
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meat and drink

playing quality football and zane scoring cheering that was very meat and drink. mr wood fc takeover
that was very meat and drink from mr wood fc
by Fjqjqkaz7gevwqjaiqoq April 10, 2024
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