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fibonaccE

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it's fibonaccE

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 7, 2024

a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.

The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

E-MAN

A superman name short for elijah but with Man at the end.

OMG are you E-Man

by Bigislandgrown!# October 18, 2019

keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.

A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"

by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

e-cucking

When you watch 2 more people have sex online.

Due to bob's lack of skills with women he resorted to e-cucking as a replacement.

by BeatMeatRepeat July 23, 2023

e-motion

e-motion is an actual meaning to emote.

i e-motioned with my pixel.

by qawu September 20, 2024

E-doggy

E-doggy was a term used in early lockdown, usually referring to males that tease other people.

Can be used in many manners, joking, sexually, etc.

The word died down after the lockdown, yet still existed.

" He was a total e-doggy towards me! "

by flyingsquirell August 20, 2024