A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
What will the name of this young man be?
Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024
Get the John:mug. when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)
“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”
“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)
“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”
“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
Get the Jimmy that Johnmug. by nolimitj13 June 16, 2023
Get the Johnmug. 
by squidlust69 September 25, 2020
Get the john shotmug. John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
by Hi?!? December 5, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by anonymous August 5, 2024
Get the John Wickedmug.