semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 02, 2018

Mohamed Hand

He is really buff and will fuck you up if you mess with him but he is also a good friend who likes to choke his friends a lot overall he is pretty chill

Dang Mohamed hand is really lit

by The infamous b-bag October 16, 2018

Hand Chum

The dead skin and oils from you hands that clog up all the cracks and crevice of your handheld devices like a mouse or controller.

That mouse has too many buttons. Think of all the hand chum that will build up.

by AgentX2006 August 06, 2024

hand trick

A hoe, but a minor one, mostly a tease. Lots of hand jobs, ya know.

That junior high bitch ain't nothin but a hand trick.

by rollingstoner91 September 27, 2013

Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.

Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!

by Lugzy_yt November 02, 2019

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 24, 2022