The good wife syndrome

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.

Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.

by Larrykernen September 23, 2022

Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).

How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”

by Hxrvey May 23, 2018

dick too good

DTG is having Pennis soo good you genuinely scare girls away after sex

Yeah I was diagnosed wit dick too good since I was 16

by Mannyyy3x August 5, 2025

good night

A greeting you might use in the night (18:00 in the evening until 05:59 in the postmidnight).

Good night.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

Good Charlotte

AWESOME BAND!! I’m sick and tired or peeps saying bad shit about em there better than you little bitch

Oh my gosh I fucking love Good Charlotte so much and if you think there music is shit your an asshole

by #1band=MyChemicalRomance July 28, 2021

good guy streak

A male who is always caring and helping people out and is never a jerk and is over there for people.

I could never cheat on my girlfriend that could ruin my "good guy streak".

by jdancerforlife January 9, 2017

a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

by onionlight November 26, 2021