Lies Rock

Basically the Hitler of high school but in a female overweight body. She claims to care about children and can't stop bragging about her having achieved a certificate for being a teacher as well as for human studies, which really is just a different way to say: "Fuck you I'm officially a psychiatrist."

OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?

"I can't believe Lies Rock is constantly insulting us, she would be a terrible psychiatrist."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."

" I'm joining ISIS."

by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017

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Indian love rock

Just another fucking rock

Person 1:hey dude look an Indian love rock!
Person 2:oh cool! What's that?
Person 1:Just another fucking rock!

by Mcbruhs November 21, 2021

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straggle rock

A place where alot of stragglers congregate, like casinos, motels,etc.

"I picked up a new hoe down at straggle rock"

by Oliver Klowzoff October 14, 2023

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rock sharing

Eating pop rocks while making out.

"We were rock sharing earlier and i think she has a thing for it." pop rocks

by rex godd November 07, 2015

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surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

by Brewing logic November 21, 2016

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