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Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
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Bust my box

What a gay man says when he wants to get fucked.
I need to go out tonight and find a man to bust my box.
by ChitownGriff December 13, 2016
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Amnesidic Box

"Amnesidic box" refers to the psychological process of mentally segregating memories associated with someone who once brought peace when intertwined with oneself, only to later realize that person was undeserving of their love and kindness. In this process, all memories and emotions related to that individual are purposefully compartmentalized and stored away, with the desire to forget every aspect of their existence.
After realizing that her Attachment Lesson was toxic and unworthy of her affection, Nicole decided to place all memories of him in her amnesidic box, hoping to erase every trace of their relationship from her mind.
by PisceanBlaze February 24, 2024
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Boxness

A physical and genetical event when a man from dubai has a sexual interest with anime cartoons while having a youtube reputation
Boxness is such a noob for taking the idea of gulla's import script!
by Delet June 2, 2022
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junkie box

A local drug dealer, it probably dates back to circa 1970, MA circa into 1980's the word "junkie box" was used more than "drug dealer".
"I got some fungus and some 420 from my junkie box and I'm going to the park."
by john muhammad July 20, 2014
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Red Box

An name given to a menstruating women (or vagina) that has intercourse in a movie theater.
"I totally Red Boxed Johnny last night during Twilight"

"It was dark, I couldn't tell she was a Red Box"
by 5secondhero November 16, 2012
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