Nonchalant King

Lance.

Have you seen Lance, the Nonchalant King?

by anonymous March 20, 2025

Ketamine King

Elon Musk or other professed habitual users of ketamine who are unelected yet have undue influence on a country's policies or people.

The Ketamine King doesn't know which way is up most days.

by Attirs March 23, 2025

king kaliente

King Kaliente is a SMG and SMG2 boss, living in a lava pit. Its last name, kaliente, is a misspelled version of Caliente, meaning "hot" but they decided to go with a k to match with king. King Kaliente is also the leader of all the octoombas and oktorocks. He shoots 3 fireballs at the player, followed by a coconut that can be whacked at him. After two times of hitting him with coconuts his crown will fall off and sink into the lava making him very angry he will rage and summon a bunch of lava bubbles around the stage, and shoot more fireballs and a coconut to be whacked at him 3 times without missing. A rematch with him happens later, in a new stage and King Kaliente is dark brown, from being "scorched" when he fainted in the lava from before.

King Kaliente is one boss.

by Prince Pikante July 23, 2017

the sausage king

A high school head teacher who lures children into their office to shove frankfurters up their assholes. They call this being “plumed”.

Have you seen The Sausage King recently? I heard he killed Gee with his pork!

by Sausagekinglover<3 February 10, 2019

cis-king

When you're extremely sure of your identity and have no issues with expressing so. Often portrayed as very masculine and tends to enjoy hanging with bros.

That guy sure is a cis-king.

by cis-kingen December 14, 2016

King Prick

The piece of poop that sticks to the toilet bowl after you flush.

Garry Owen, I'm all out of toilet paper and I just King Pricked the bowl.

by The Real King Idiot August 7, 2016

King

Louis tomlinson.

"Have you heard Louis Tomlinsons songs?"

"Yeah he's a KING"

by Fuckyoufather January 3, 2022