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John

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.
John makes lesbians turn into straights
by xd_kuraLitsa November 21, 2021
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Praise John

He is an ass licking lover that makes out with kush every day
He was being Praise John himself.
by askfduokasjdflas December 6, 2017
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John

An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.
by NotJohnR January 21, 2022
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Johnned

The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.

Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”

Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025
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Dirty Crazy John

When ones Penis is so large when he gets an erection it caused them to pass out.
Chris, had a dirty crazy john so he passed out cold.
by Crazyjohn1911 April 30, 2024
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john

the name given to an ungrateful fuck who his girlfriend chantelle puts up with even though all he does is sleep,eat,shit, and repeat.
by j0hn5wh0r3123 February 21, 2022
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John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.
Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us
by John Klerr December 5, 2024
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